Just to recap, I live with my uncle, and yes you freaks, he is my real uncle. Here’s some stuff my uncle said…
Uncle: When you make it, will it be like a yogurt, or will it be like a sherbet?
Kitty: Well, it’s yogurt, innit? So I imagine it will be very much like yogurt.
Uncle: It’s very tangy, isn’t it?
Kitty: I made lemon yogurt. Lemons are tangy, aren’t they?
Uncle: Yeah, but it’s very tangy.
Kitty: It’s lemon yogurt. Meant to taste like lemons. Got lemons in it.
…about my guitar:
Uncle: I heard ya playing your guitar in there.
Kitty: Well, I was doing something to it, at least.
Uncle: You should start a one-man-band and play your guitar and clarinet at the same time!
Kitty: That would be very difficult.
Uncle: Yeah, but you could do it.
Kitty: I’d have to sprout another two hands.
Uncle: Would you?
I hope this amuses you, as it amuses me – but it only ever amuses me in hind-sight!
Signed with love,
The Pretty Kitty.